| Roses Are Red |
Roses are red peoms are quite easy to create. I’ve wrote some lately for some reason, and started wondering how were other people doing in writing them. Anyway, here is a short, and not complete, list of some I found in a quick search through Google.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
And so are they
That send you this
And when we meet
We’ll have a kiss
-The original poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What the hell happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m not arrogant,
I’m just better than you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage gets dumped,
And so do you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t
Roses are red,
Green is the grass,
Four words for you:
Kiss my …
Roses are red,
Azaleas are pink,
Diamonds sparkle,
And Backstreet Boys stink
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You smell like a monkey,
Go live in a zoo
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I look at you,
I need a brew.
Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
If your husband finds us,
We’ll both be dead.
Roses are black,
Black as a stealth.
Quit looking at me,
And play with yourself.
Roses are red,
And aliens are cool.
But ya better watch out,
They’re everywhere, fool
Roses are red,
Violets are black.
Why is your chest
As flat as your back?
Roses are red,
Violets are gold,
Why wear a bra,
When nothing to hold.
hehe.. Nice!
pretty good but need some rude ones
thats !COOL!
i was actually searching for GOOD poems….. well no offence but they do NOT fit in for what i was lukin for
Nice, here’s a few more:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My feet really stink
And so do you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The tap in the toilet
Reminds me of you
Drip, Drip, Drip
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
One plus One equals two
And so does me and you!
yeah no offence but dont say you wrote them because there everywhere and there shit so try get some different ones…
A bunch of shite if ya ask me Yust a lode of pointles bull
Are there any non-tacky poems on the internet for poem-ectically challeged people like me??
I jus’ wanna send my guy a nice poem but all these are creepy! 8->
i think they’re funny. fuck all the people who don’t like them, theyre just jelas-they dont know how 2 smile-fuck them lot!
Here’s one i heard today
roses r blue
violets r red
i may be colour blind
but i’m still good in bed
most of the ppl r dissing them but they can go shove there head up bush’s ass cos they kick ass, heres one which i sent to my enemy on valentines day cos hes such a prickhead and should get over his big ego.
roses r red,
violets r blue,
sugar is sweet,
just like u,
but the roses r wilting,
the violets r dead,
the sugar bowls empty,
just like ur head,
roses r red,
violets r blue,
i cannot describe how much i hate u,
i know that u r stupid,
i know that ur a complete dickhead,
so if anyone wants to kill him be free to i want that prick dead…=)
heres my roses r red poems:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i smell a bitch,
oops sorry, its just you
roses are red,
violets are blue,
my shoes are smelly,
just like you
roses are red,
vilets are blue,
the corn has pms,
and so do you
(the one above i said 2 my mum when she was serving up dinner with corn, and i dont like corn, and she was in a bad mood….. i got sent 2 my room, lol)
roses are red,
violets have power,
boy you really stink,
go take a shower.
roses are red,
violets are yellow,
i like this cool guy,
hes such a nice fellow.
you wanted rude ones, here ya go!:
roses are red,
voilets are shit,
come down on me dude,
come lick my clit!
roses are red,
i gave violets to shane-us,
he said he didnt like them,
i told him to kiss my anus.
roses are red,
buy violets in the malls,
your chest is so hairy,
just like your balls.
roses are red,
so are your boobs,
ive been licking them too much,
just like your pubes!
roses are red,
violets are best,
come over here hottie,
come lick my chest!
roses are red,
the violets are rotton,
your dick is so big,
just do me up the bottom!
i love these poems
they are like the best.
Their okay but i was looking for something a bit sweet not bitter ones like these!
I have found one I love….
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Are you happy with me?
Because I know I’m happy with you.
love your friend Lucy
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
can i taste you
found this one and thought it was cute..
u want a better one chec dis shit out
roses are red,
violets are to,
im genna fuc you,
with mah crew
if u like it im me ok my sn is xhy3cutie4everx ok laterz
I think this page is the shiznie!
Roses are red
Violets are black
U look better with a knife
in your back
im not kidding u really do u fucking cocksucking masterbating shitface!
kool but it needs more rude and dirty ones
i like all these poems.but i want to share one with you that i made up on my own.
roses are red
violets are blue
i have more friends
then i ever had you
roses are red
violets are blue
my dogs nuts are big
whats it to you?
well alot more rude ones would be like wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better, darrrrrrrrrrrr
okay let me hook u up with something:
roses are red
violets are blue
i had a great night
but not with you
roses are red
violets are dead
i wanna stick this knife
right thru ur head
roses are red
violets are blue
do u know how much
i love you?
roses are big
violets are too!
when i pick up a flower
it reminds me of u!
ok i found this one…..
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I copied your test And I it failed, too!
ok i found this one…..
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I copied your test And I it failed, too!
roses are red voilets are bue sucking on your dick last night wat very very good thats true.
roses are red voilets are blue God made me pretty damn wat happen to you.
i made these up my self yes.
these poems kick ass and just like Michale Jackson
your poems suck ***
your poems are really good but they suck Michale Jackson’s dick!!!!
roses are dead
violets are yellow
i think you suck your felow’s dick
roses are red
violets are blue
i’m ganna take a poop
in your shoes
this is ok i guess
heres one:
roses are red,
violets are gold,
hy wear a bra,
when there’s nothing to hold?
I want to see dirtier ones but their alright
heres one:
roses are red
green is the grass
four words for you
kiss my fuken ass!
P.S.
ALL YO SEXY MEN CALL ME!
588-9245
LUV YA
Cool poems, a few more sweet ones would not hurt though. to all those people that hate the sweet ones i have one for you:
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Sweet poems are well said
So go jump in a pool!!
Hey…like the poems…here are a couple more:
Roses are red
Looming huge to the ant
I hope you drown
In a waste treatment plant
Roses are red
Emeralds are green
I bet you weigh more
Than a washing machine
heres 1
roses r blue
voilets r red
im not good at colourin
but im better in bed
GET SOM RUDE ONES ASWELL!!!
hrmm there a bit sad….
rozez r red
violets r blue
who cares??
so r crayonz
first of all micheal jackson blows, these are poems ive heard a million times and didnt find a damn thing i was lookin 4 except for a few poems ppl posted.
Roses r red violets r blue im in love but not wit u when we broke up u thought id cry but all it was, was another guy u told ur friends that i was a trick i told mine u had a weak dick. i told u i loved u, u thought it was true guess what jigga u got played 2!
Roses r red violets r blue im in love but not wit u when we broke up u thought id cry but all it was, was another guy u told ur friends that i was a trick i told mine u had a weak dick. i told u i loved u, u thought it was true guess what jigga u got played 2!
Here’s one i wrote for a guy i liked at camp.
roses are red
daisys are yellow
i think your a really hot lookin fellow
too bad im a camper and i’m out on this branch but would you consider giving someone a chance…I MADE THAT UP unlike that samantha chick ywho took it right off your site…later.
I think they pretty cool! Maybe it would be a bit better if they were a bit funny.
but all together they were okay!!! see what you have tomorrow!!!
There kool i like them all well if you get any email me because i love poems so keep on doing ya thing
These poems suck big time!! How bout makin some that you dont see EVERYWHERE.
Roses r red
Voilets r blue
My love dats true
Is always 4 u…
I luv it yo! Here’z another one for ya, it ain’t no roses are red, but i think it’s pretty fly.
Here goes:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly, and asked "do you wanna?" jill said yes and took off her dress and they had a lil fun, but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they’s got a son!
By da way, it’s not an original poem yo so don’t be yellin at me, I can’t write poems so i jacked someone elses!
Hey, i luv all these poems i’ll tell you one:
ur eyes r like crystal
ur teeth r like glass
but ur face is as UGLY
as the crack of my ASS !!!!
Don’t you just love it
Lick my non exsistent balls or suck on ‘em you do that well. You suck!
hey yes theses poems are great.
Hey can we have more rude ones.
Here is one:
Be a lady no a nun, open wide and have some fun.
Big or small thick or thin, vaseline will get in in.
Be a woman, not a nun open you legs and have some fun.
I’m a happy little comdom, i come in packs of six, you bye me from the chemist and wack em on your dick. you do a thousand push ups and give yourself a nock, and out comes a baby with a thirty metre cock.
Hey sex me now or sex me true so i can say sex me to.
Don’t you just love em
RoSeS r ReD vIoLeTs r BlUe,
U sHuD lUv mE,
cUz i lUv u……sweetaz
they r good
and here is one
roses are red
violets are blue
you look like a monkey
well, hold on you are one
hey this one r pretty bad(kool)
well i have alot of them but here’s 1
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
BITCHES LIKE YOU
BELONG IN THE ZOO
heres one
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch the poor dog a bone
but wen she bent over rover took over and the bitch got a bone of her own!!!
knock knock
whos there
little boy blew
little boy blew who?
micheal jackson
well if u have any has good email me at
Pud_Forever@msn.com
i thought that most of the ones that was on this site where crap and that the people that are givin the comments and poems are betta well done danielle
some cool poems!
roses are red
violets are blue
sex is great
especially with you!!!
u need more dirty 1’s
why u talking shit about michael jackson. he hasn’t done anything to u.
Roses are red,
I’m hard as a rock.
Why don’t you come and
Straddle my cock?
here is a poem for ya all
roses are dead
violets are to
these poems suck just like u
Umm yea this is a rather random site… some poems gud some pretty averages some just crap lol
you need better ones like:
smoke a smoke
not a butt
fuck a virgin
not a slut
which guy likes that because they need to keep that in mind!!!!!!!!!
be a surfewt not a prick wax the board and not your dick be and Aussie not a yank have a fuck and not a wank! THEY ARE THE KINDA POEMS THAT SHUD BE IN ERE And don’t dis Michael Jacksin he is cool so fuck you dogs!
be a surfewt not a prick wax the board and not your dick be and Aussie not a yank have a fuck and not a wank! THEY ARE THE KINDA POEMS THAT SHUD BE IN ERE And don’t dis Michael Jacksin he is cool so fuck you dogs!
Hehehe .. very funny!!
Roses are red,
But they stink,
Shut up,
Or I’ll chop your dick!
here are some more poems:
roses are red
the clouds are white
come to my house
and well fuck tonight
roses are red
violets are blue
your like honey
im winnie the pooh
roses are red
wood is brown
come to my house
asn well fuck all over town
i got a lot but i aint gonna put any more.and people who say that these poems suck are just jealous and haterz well laterz
sup to all the chicanos and mexicans and hope yall e-mail me and FUCK ALL HATERZ
roses are red,
elephants are grey.
so get on your knees,
and do as i say.
SHITERZ ALL THE WAY. YOU GUYS NEED 2 GET A LIFE! GEORGE BUSH HAS MORE CLASS THAN U AN THAT’S SAYIN SUMIN. WAKE UP FOOLS COZ REALITY HAS 2 KICK IN SUMTIME. IF U DONT WATCH OUT UR LIVES’LL BE OVA B4 THEY’VE EVEN BEGAN!!!!! U ALL SUCK ASS!!! PEACE OUT NO BRAINERZ!!!!!
i dont have any class at all an this site suxor jor boxors!!!! FUK U ALL LAMERZ!!!! GET LIVES NOT POEMZ!!! BREATHE AIR NOT IDIOT GAS!!!! ur president… georgie!!! I LOVE U MEN!!!
their ok but they need to be better like
roses r red
violets r blue i smell a
bitch.oops sorry,its just you!!!!
now heres two funny ones:
roses r red
violets r blue
garbage gets dumped
and so do you.
roses r red
violets have power
boy you really stink,
go take a shower.
now thats what i am talking about!!!
heres a poem is called love is:
love is sensation caused by temptation agut sticks his location into a girls desitination to increase the generation of the population. DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY EXPLANATION OR DO YOU NEED A DEMOSTRATION?
IF YOU NEED A DEMONSTRAION CALL ME AT (323)315-777-1
ROSES ARE RED
VILOTES ARE BLUE
LOOK AT YOUR MAN CHEATING ON YOU
god made mud
god made dirt
god made guys
so girls can flirt
every hottie with a body needs a cuttie with a bottie
do i look like a grocery item to you? i see you checking me out
if ur naughty go to ur room…
if u wanna be naughty, go to mine
i wasnt kissing him i was just telling his lips a secret!
u see, u like, u try,u fail, meanwhile……i see, i like, i want, i get
money and looks arent everything………..but its all i got
im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have
god made the wind blow
god made the sun shine
but how the fuck did
he make you so fine
hers somethin funny
MY FIRST TIME
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her an I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
HEr legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Up and down her spine
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
He two legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a COW!
I know I haven’t known you for a very long time and I shouldn’t be asking you for this so soon, but I need it very badly. I haven’t had it for a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do it for me, no one else would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I’d be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until it’s very dry. It has been on my mind all day and I’m not going to beat around the bush anymore. Do you have…A piece of gum???
hey…
but its all sweet urz r kewl n everythin but like…. yew know 
no offence but da 1s posted are bettah den urs
did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married?
the ceremony sucked but the "reception" was excellent
they all good and fuck their self who doen’t think that
roses are violets are blue
go to hell and don’t come back if you need a nickle i’ll give you a dime if you need a man bitch don’t take mine
you need more cute sweet poems. and cut the shit about michal jackson!!!
hey jenny
piss flaps.
yes. i will meet you under the railway. do u mind if i get plastered and bring some of my other friends so we can have a pedoFEELic experience? see you tonight. ill bring my rubber glove. fish kisses, Sophie x
ummmmmmmmmmm well its alirte tho teh ppl who think u need more dirrtty ones r plain NASTIFIED!!!!!
so jus tell tehm to shud teh fukk upp
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
yo mamma is ugly,
now deal with it!!!
I LUV DANZ NEWBY N RYAN CROOK N HAMISH ROSS N OVAZ! XxX NUFF LUVZ!
Roses are red
Violets are pink
This life sucks
And you sure stink.
RED is a rose
Brown is a stick
can i please have,
a taste of ur Dick!
Yo muh homies dis is ur gurl christine,i made dis 1 mi sylf and i denicate it my homeboi
Juan C. (JON)<– I Love U boi
Roses are to prick
violets are to pluck
i wish my boyfriend
knew how to fuck
man thats a tight lil peom on the real. don’t listen to them il srpid people.
roses are red violets are blue i think all BITCHS belong in the zoo.
roses r red
violets r blue
why have then
when I can have u!!!!
im not bein funny but all those ppl hu say "this site is shit blah blah blah" - u dont HAVE to read it! no 1 is holdin a gun 2 ur hed! b.t.w i got a betta 1 that flows betta than that otha poem that is similar 2 the otha 1 cant remember which… and dont give me no bull cos i didnt make it up:
a mans amunition is to stick his cockulation in a womans ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation if you need a demonstration, please lie down.
init gr8?
luv h.
X~X~X~X~X
oh heres a notha one u sing it 2 a tune b.t.w. (by the way):
we are the sexy girls
we wear our hair in curls
we wear short dungarees
to show our sexy knees
i met a boy one day
i paid him 50p
to go behind the tree
and get it off with me
my mum was so surprised
to see my belly rise
my dad jumped 4 joy
it was a baby boy!
if ur a bird an fit add me
god made the wind blow
god made the sun shine
but how the fuck did
he make you so fine
We are the sexy girls,
we wear our hair in curlz,
we wear out dungaress to show r sexy knees,
a boy came up to me,
and paid me 50p
to go behind the tree and get it off wit me,
he pulled my panties down,
he sent me to the ground,
he counted 1 to 3 and stuck it into me,
he counted 1 to 10 and pulled it out again,
my mummy was suprised to see my belly rise,
my daddy jumped for joy it was a baby BOI
luv leah XxX Mwah XxX
THIS POEMS ARE KOOL BUT THEIR ALL THE SAME MAN YOU GUYS SHOULD GET SOME NEW ONE S THOSE ARE SO OLD
SO PEACE OUT!
I LOVE VICTOR!!!!
wicked site
I gave a girl a dozen roses and on the card i wrote this poem…
I couldn’t find a gift
To meet your demeanor
So take these damn roses
And play with my wiener
hi this sites cool i have 1 4 u tho
roses r red
coal is black
2 time me and
i’lll break ur back
each peach pear plum u have a sexy bum
climb up a ladder 1,2,3 if u fall fall for me
THIS POEMS ARE THE SAME I THOUGHT THE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFRENT LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT I QUESS NOT!!!!!!!
LATERZ
Not every poems r daft on here !!!!!!!!!!!
Roses r red
Violets are corny
When i think of u
I get real horny
Roses are red
Violets are bad
Come to me now
And i’ll fuck u like mad
Roses r red
Violets are blue
Love me now
And i’ll stick like glue
shit sit or wot ay
Some of these poems are really good
but try to find some new ones.
To all the hot babes
580-243-7665
This ones pretty good
Abraham lincoln was a good old man
he jumped out the window with his
dick in his hand
he said ladys (ya) dont be a wussy pull down your pants and I’ll stick ya in the pussy
Yall hotties no my #
Veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good
roses are red
violets are purple
suger is sweet
and so is maple surple
roses r red
voilets r blue
open ya legs bitch
n let me fuck u!
this ones a f**kin belter!
Rose are Groovey
Violets are Funky
When i’m thinkin of you
Im spankin me monkey
id luv to c ya spankin that monkey!
call me 317-2722
much luvz
Erin
o ya and my sn is wheresRINNI
wiked site i bum of it
Here’s onez i made up maself, sittin in ma English class:
Roses r Crimson
And so are My lipz
The best time I have,
Is wen ur between my hipz!
Roses r red
Real one’s not plastic
me&u in bed 2getha
now that soundz fantastic!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I was looking for a roses are red poem to send to my husband on valentines day, i wanted something funny with a rude side to it, i have looked on loads of sites and all though i saw some brilliant ones, there wasnt any that was fitting, so i decided to make up my own! i thought i would share it with you incase anyone else had the same thing in mind..
Roses are red
they can also be white
im damn hot in bed
as you will see tonight !!
ROSES R RED VIOLETS ARE LAME IM GOING TO HIT U WITH MY SINGAPORE KANE
i like these poems i like all the kinds if u ave msn and ur 12 15 add me lil_lakey03@hotmail.com only lads though
ROsEs aRe rEd
cHiCaNoS aRe BrOwN
tHoSe aRe mAi pEoPlE
sO dOnT fUcK aRoUnD!!
hell yeh nikka!! alwayz, diz lil trick, Stix!
hey guys your poemZ are kool but they are way too old man.heres a couple from me
sexi bitch with a booty
–thongs showing lip gloss glowin drinking by the ounce all u wonnna kiss, forget ur girl and take da risk
love is love, love is red, love is somffing done in bed.
heres a dirdy 1
the sky is blue,
the grass is green The harder the fuck the louder the scream
the betta the fuck
so give me a ring n u might be in luck
just 1 more
there was a girl fae wick
she said tae mum wots a dick
she replied my poor annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till its sick
roses r red, violets r blue, i am very sorry, if iv hurt u!
roses r red,
poems r corny,
take me to bed,
coz im feeling horny,
when roses r red,
they are ready to be plucked,
coz nxt time i c u,
u gonna get fucked.
ur so sexy,
u drive me insane,
i fuck u so hard
ur always in pain,
ur sexy voice,
puts me in slumber,
oh fuck im sorry,
iv got the wrong numba.
roses r red, violets r blue, i am very sorry, if iv hurt u!
roses r red,
poems r corny,
take me to bed,
coz im feeling horny,
when roses r red,
they are ready to be plucked,
coz nxt time i c u,
u gonna get fucked.
ur so sexy,
u drive me insane,
i fuck u so hard
ur always in pain,
ur sexy voice,
puts me in slumber,
oh fuck im sorry,
iv got the wrong numba.
they were tight poems but heres one
roll, roll, roll,a joint lick it at the end hurry up and take a puff and pass it to yo friend
all thats tight
roses are red
pickles are sour open your legs and i’ll show you my power
roses are red
grass is green
open yo legs and i’ll fuck you clean
sex rocking roll
speed,weed birth conrol
lifes a bitch then you die so fuck the world and lets get high
thoses were tight right
well i dont like the poems with just 4 lines i like the long ones that make me laugh! so please if u know some long ones dissin the guys or gurls write em up ill enjoy
dude these poems r wack heres some:
roses are dead violets are not open yo legs and let me see what u got
roses are red picles r sour open yo legs and give me an hour
dude these poems r wack heres some:
roses are dead violets are not open yo legs and let me see what u got
roses are red picles r sour open yo legs and give me an hour
dude these poems r wack heres some:
roses are dead violets are not open yo legs and let me see what u got
roses are red picles r sour open yo legs and give me an hour
Roses r red
violets r blue
your my best friend
and i’m your bestest friend too!
Damn no matter how hard yall try to make new ones up they r still WACK!!! But ive got some and they r good like this one:
roses are red vilotes are blue i am in love but not with you you hurt me you made me cry i am in love with another guy you told your friends you had a new bitch i told mine you had a weak dick ypu said you loved me but it wasnt true so guess what? i played you too…
This one is sorta similar to one in this page but i mean i heard it and wrote it down and since i keep seen wack shit i decided to write it down so mine better!
Dear fucker
you are my fuckin friend,
and i hope you know thats fuckin true
no matter what the fuck happens
i will stand the fuck by you
i will be fucking there for you
when ever the fuck you need me
to lend you a fucken hand
to do a fucken good deed
so just fuckin count on me
when ever the fuck you need anything
FUCK…i will always be there
even to the bitter fuckin end…
dedicated to all my homegurls and especially to my babyboy or my ex boyfriend that i still love with all my heart this is for you babe and i here for u for when ever!
:’(
Hey yall like my shit email me and tell me wass up! or if you have even better ones than mine just email me the ones uve got cuz i like good poems not bull shitted poems like the ones on this site well hit me up yall k laterz and no haterz!!!! got that shit?!
hey ppl these r cool and some arent.
so,,, i gots a nice 1 but dont blame this shit on me if you dont like cuz its not my fault ur reading it.
Holy mother full of grace
bless my bf’s gorgeous face
bless his hair that tends to curl
keephim safe 4rm all da gurlz
bless his arms that r so strong,
keep his hands where they belong,
bless the dick that i 1nce sucked bless the bed in wich we fucked
& if my mom was 2 walk in, bless the shit that i’d b in!!
c ya ppl.
i dedicate this 2 my bf (David.S)
here is some poems u might like
Roses are red,
Vilotes are blue,
get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
Roses are red,
This poem is corney,
Get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
here is some poems u might like
Roses are red,
Vilotes are blue,
get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
Roses are red,
This poem is corney,
Get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
I have read alla them and they are soooo old….seriously…like when i came on here i was like kewly they actually might have sum decent and not stupid poems on here but i was wrong…and i wanted to tell one of those boi’s that this is how the poem u tried to write goes….
Speed, Weed, Rock-n- Roll,
Sex, Guys, Birth control,
Life’s a Bitch -n- then u Die,
So Fuck the world and lets get High…!
and a few more…
Fuck me high
Fuck me low
Fuck me fast
Fuck me slow
And when ima dead and long forgotten…
Dig me up and Fuck me Rotten!
im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says "the hell with you"
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldn’t have happened
if the rubber wouldn’t have torn…
sex is when a guy’s comunication
enters a girl’s information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information…
or do you need a demonstaration…
roses are red, pickles are green
i love your legs and whats between
i like your style i like your class
but most of all i like your ass…
I have a ton more…but i just dont wanna look and act like a Whore…And if any1 judges me…fuckt it, i am just gunna say to hell with u….
Peace…
roses are red you people all suck
you think your all so good
repeating yourselves over and over
saying things everyone has already heard
you say it’s all ur shit
and that you made it up yourself
then y is it on every other website
your all asking for nasty stuff
or askng people to be rude
all ur fuckin shit is very stupid
there are so many fuckin people on this website
not one is even good
there all saying they wanna be fucked
or they wish they were
you guys all really stink
no dont go live in a zoo
you need some new material
this stuff all sucks and it’s true
roses are red
violets are blue
ducks go quack
dogs go poo!
roses are red
i shop at reitmens
my pussy is taken over
by really wet lezbains
well duh. ps. ^that poem is not about me.^
well yea those are good poems but im actually looken for poems dissin b***** who played you
well yea those are good poems but im actually looken for poems dissin b***** who played you
these are some tyte ass poems. and they funny as hell. keep the comin. some people are claiming others. but its straight.
this is halarious. its not a poem though.
Help me Doctor??
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you’ve got to help me. My penis is
orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can
check. Damned if the guy’s penis isn’t orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is
very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a
person’s life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are
things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks
ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy
responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of
overtime every week and I
had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of
weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I’m getting paid double what I got
on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn’t the reason. He asks the guy, "How’s your home
life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about
eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for
all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag,
nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do
you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really.
Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
Roses are red
Violets are corny
when I see you I get all horny
Fuck me
Suck me
blow me slowly
when you use your toung dont be sassy just make it really nasty
This is what my boyfriend says I should do what do you think????????
he man there are a couple good things here. But the site is looking good and keep it up. To all you guys out there send the sausy one through and dont hold back.
Here is one of my own ones i have thought up!
roses are red
and the sky is blue
if a kiss was a drop
then i would send a storm to you
roses are red
and cabbages are green
when girls turn sixteen
i’ll fill them with cream
roses are red
and bitches teate good
fucking them hard
is the way it should
Some of these are alright, but I got this one, check it out: (it’s pretty rude)
Roses r red
violets are green
i love ur legs
and what’s in between!
ok ok ok, so i didn’t make it up but it’s still fuckin funny
all u people who are complaining should go get a life ebcause if u gots ntohing beter to do than complain then u obviously have no life. and i dont hear and poems from u.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The shorter the skirts,
The better the view.
Just one I’ve always liked :X
Oh, and you guys are bad with these poems : I’m not being forced to read them but some of u are really retarded :ž
there iight
wow, most of you all need to come up with some better peoms cuz they’re all lame’n'tacky. i don’t even see why half you even bother! find something more useful to do with your lives! go read a book!
roses are red
<violets are blue
when i think of you
ohh baby i get horny
eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
suck me
fuck me slowly
when you kiss me
dont be sassy
use your tongue
and make it nasty!