| How to put on a Gas Mask |
Since news from the war in Iraq are slow (which doesn’t prevent the media from chewing on and on on the pieces of information from hours ago), I’ve decided to follow out Home Front Command instructions and adjust my brand new Gas Mask. For your viewing pleasure, those of you who weren’t as lucky as getting a new mask for free, I’m providing some key steps with photos. 
Get the mask out of the nylon.
Remove the Plastic stand with the Filter
from inside the mask.
Put on the mask and pull the 2 bottom rubber clips first.
Pull the 2 upper rubber clips second.
Say Hi !!
In case of real siren don’t forget to put
the filter as well. Or you’ll just
die looking like an idiot…
To remove the mask, open all clips then grab
the mask by the ‘nose’.
Lift up the mask and that’s it! You’re out of it!
Brand new shining Gas Mask. Israelis get it for FREE!
Kids, remember! Your puppets does not need a mask!
Ho, and don’t take this post as full instructions or anything, I skipped some small steps. If your really in need of instructions go to the Home Front Command Website.
DO NOT INJECT ATROPIN!
(Israeli humour… Don’t feel bad if you don’t get it…)
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