Roses Are Red
Roses are red peoms are quite easy to create. I’ve wrote some lately for some reason, and started wondering how were other people doing in writing them. Anyway, here is a short, and not complete, list of some I found in a quick search through Google.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
And so are they
That send you this
And when we meet
We’ll have a kiss
-The original poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What the hell happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m not arrogant,
I’m just better than you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage gets dumped,
And so do you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t
Roses are red,
Green is the grass,
Four words for you:
Kiss my …
Roses are red,
Azaleas are pink,
Diamonds sparkle,
And Backstreet Boys stink
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You smell like a monkey,
Go live in a zoo
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I look at you,
I need a brew.
Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
If your husband finds us,
We’ll both be dead.
Roses are black,
Black as a stealth.
Quit looking at me,
And play with yourself.
Roses are red,
And aliens are cool.
But ya better watch out,
They’re everywhere, fool
Roses are red,
Violets are black.
Why is your chest
As flat as your back?
Roses are red,
Violets are gold,
Why wear a bra,
When nothing to hold.
hehe.. Nice!
pretty good but need some rude ones
thats !COOL!
i was actually searching for GOOD poems….. well no offence but they do NOT fit in for what i was lukin for
Nice, here’s a few more:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My feet really stink
And so do you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The tap in the toilet
Reminds me of you
Drip, Drip, Drip
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
One plus One equals two
And so does me and you!
yeah no offence but dont say you wrote them because there everywhere and there shit so try get some different ones…
A bunch of shite if ya ask me Yust a lode of pointles bull
Are there any non-tacky poems on the internet for poem-ectically challeged people like me??
I jus’ wanna send my guy a nice poem but all these are creepy! 8->
i think they’re funny. fuck all the people who don’t like them, theyre just jelas-they dont know how 2 smile-fuck them lot!
Here’s one i heard today
roses r blue
violets r red
i may be colour blind
but i’m still good in bed
most of the ppl r dissing them but they can go shove there head up bush’s ass cos they kick ass, heres one which i sent to my enemy on valentines day cos hes such a prickhead and should get over his big ego.
roses r red,
violets r blue,
sugar is sweet,
just like u,
but the roses r wilting,
the violets r dead,
the sugar bowls empty,
just like ur head,
roses r red,
violets r blue,
i cannot describe how much i hate u,
i know that u r stupid,
i know that ur a complete dickhead,
so if anyone wants to kill him be free to i want that prick dead…=)
heres my roses r red poems:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i smell a bitch,
oops sorry, its just you
roses are red,
violets are blue,
my shoes are smelly,
just like you
roses are red,
vilets are blue,
the corn has pms,
and so do you
(the one above i said 2 my mum when she was serving up dinner with corn, and i dont like corn, and she was in a bad mood….. i got sent 2 my room, lol)
roses are red,
violets have power,
boy you really stink,
go take a shower.
roses are red,
violets are yellow,
i like this cool guy,
hes such a nice fellow.
you wanted rude ones, here ya go!:
roses are red,
voilets are shit,
come down on me dude,
come lick my clit!
roses are red,
i gave violets to shane-us,
he said he didnt like them,
i told him to kiss my anus.
roses are red,
buy violets in the malls,
your chest is so hairy,
just like your balls.
roses are red,
so are your boobs,
ive been licking them too much,
just like your pubes!
roses are red,
violets are best,
come over here hottie,
come lick my chest!
roses are red,
the violets are rotton,
your dick is so big,
just do me up the bottom!
i love these poems
they are like the best.
Their okay but i was looking for something a bit sweet not bitter ones like these!
I have found one I love….
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Are you happy with me?
Because I know I’m happy with you.
love your friend Lucy
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
can i taste you
found this one and thought it was cute..
u want a better one chec dis shit out
roses are red,
violets are to,
im genna fuc you,
with mah crew
if u like it im me ok my sn is xhy3cutie4everx ok laterz
I think this page is the shiznie!
Roses are red
Violets are black
U look better with a knife
in your back
im not kidding u really do u fucking cocksucking masterbating shitface!
kool but it needs more rude and dirty ones
i like all these poems.but i want to share one with you that i made up on my own.
roses are red
violets are blue
i have more friends
then i ever had you
roses are red
violets are blue
my dogs nuts are big
whats it to you?
well alot more rude ones would be like wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better, darrrrrrrrrrrr
okay let me hook u up with something:
roses are red
violets are blue
i had a great night
but not with you
roses are red
violets are dead
i wanna stick this knife
right thru ur head
roses are red
violets are blue
do u know how much
i love you?
roses are big
violets are too!
when i pick up a flower
it reminds me of u!
ok i found this one…..
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I copied your test And I it failed, too!
ok i found this one…..
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I copied your test And I it failed, too!
roses are red voilets are bue sucking on your dick last night wat very very good thats true.
roses are red voilets are blue God made me pretty damn wat happen to you.
i made these up my self yes.
these poems kick ass and just like Michale Jackson
your poems suck ***
your poems are really good but they suck Michale Jackson’s dick!!!!
roses are dead
violets are yellow
i think you suck your felow’s dick
roses are red
violets are blue
i’m ganna take a poop
in your shoes
this is ok i guess
heres one:
roses are red,
violets are gold,
hy wear a bra,
when there’s nothing to hold?
I want to see dirtier ones but their alright
heres one:
roses are red
green is the grass
four words for you
kiss my fuken ass!
P.S.
ALL YO SEXY MEN CALL ME!
588-9245
LUV YA
Cool poems, a few more sweet ones would not hurt though. to all those people that hate the sweet ones i have one for you:
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Sweet poems are well said
So go jump in a pool!!
Hey…like the poems…here are a couple more:
Roses are red
Looming huge to the ant
I hope you drown
In a waste treatment plant
Roses are red
Emeralds are green
I bet you weigh more
Than a washing machine
heres 1
roses r blue
voilets r red
im not good at colourin
but im better in bed
GET SOM RUDE ONES ASWELL!!!
hrmm there a bit sad….
rozez r red
violets r blue
who cares??
so r crayonz
first of all micheal jackson blows, these are poems ive heard a million times and didnt find a damn thing i was lookin 4 except for a few poems ppl posted.
Roses r red violets r blue im in love but not wit u when we broke up u thought id cry but all it was, was another guy u told ur friends that i was a trick i told mine u had a weak dick. i told u i loved u, u thought it was true guess what jigga u got played 2!
Roses r red violets r blue im in love but not wit u when we broke up u thought id cry but all it was, was another guy u told ur friends that i was a trick i told mine u had a weak dick. i told u i loved u, u thought it was true guess what jigga u got played 2!
Here’s one i wrote for a guy i liked at camp.
roses are red
daisys are yellow
i think your a really hot lookin fellow
too bad im a camper and i’m out on this branch but would you consider giving someone a chance…I MADE THAT UP unlike that samantha chick ywho took it right off your site…later.
I think they pretty cool! Maybe it would be a bit better if they were a bit funny.
but all together they were okay!!! see what you have tomorrow!!!
There kool i like them all well if you get any email me because i love poems so keep on doing ya thing
These poems suck big time!! How bout makin some that you dont see EVERYWHERE.
Roses r red
Voilets r blue
My love dats true
Is always 4 u…
I luv it yo! Here’z another one for ya, it ain’t no roses are red, but i think it’s pretty fly.
Here goes:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly, and asked "do you wanna?" jill said yes and took off her dress and they had a lil fun, but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they’s got a son!
By da way, it’s not an original poem yo so don’t be yellin at me, I can’t write poems so i jacked someone elses!
Hey, i luv all these poems i’ll tell you one:
ur eyes r like crystal
ur teeth r like glass
but ur face is as UGLY
as the crack of my ASS !!!!
Don’t you just love it
Lick my non exsistent balls or suck on ‘em you do that well. You suck!
hey yes theses poems are great.
Hey can we have more rude ones.
Here is one:
Be a lady no a nun, open wide and have some fun.
Big or small thick or thin, vaseline will get in in.
Be a woman, not a nun open you legs and have some fun.
I’m a happy little comdom, i come in packs of six, you bye me from the chemist and wack em on your dick. you do a thousand push ups and give yourself a nock, and out comes a baby with a thirty metre cock.
Hey sex me now or sex me true so i can say sex me to.
Don’t you just love em
RoSeS r ReD vIoLeTs r BlUe,
U sHuD lUv mE,
cUz i lUv u……sweetaz
they r good
and here is one
roses are red
violets are blue
you look like a monkey
well, hold on you are one
hey this one r pretty bad(kool)
well i have alot of them but here’s 1
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
BITCHES LIKE YOU
BELONG IN THE ZOO
heres one
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch the poor dog a bone
but wen she bent over rover took over and the bitch got a bone of her own!!!
knock knock
whos there
little boy blew
little boy blew who?
micheal jackson
well if u have any has good email me at
Pud_Forever@msn.com
i thought that most of the ones that was on this site where crap and that the people that are givin the comments and poems are betta well done danielle
some cool poems!
roses are red
violets are blue
sex is great
especially with you!!!
u need more dirty 1’s
why u talking shit about michael jackson. he hasn’t done anything to u.
Roses are red,
I’m hard as a rock.
Why don’t you come and
Straddle my cock?
here is a poem for ya all
roses are dead
violets are to
these poems suck just like u
Umm yea this is a rather random site… some poems gud some pretty averages some just crap lol
you need better ones like:
smoke a smoke
not a butt
fuck a virgin
not a slut
which guy likes that because they need to keep that in mind!!!!!!!!!
be a surfewt not a prick wax the board and not your dick be and Aussie not a yank have a fuck and not a wank! THEY ARE THE KINDA POEMS THAT SHUD BE IN ERE And don’t dis Michael Jacksin he is cool so fuck you dogs!
be a surfewt not a prick wax the board and not your dick be and Aussie not a yank have a fuck and not a wank! THEY ARE THE KINDA POEMS THAT SHUD BE IN ERE And don’t dis Michael Jacksin he is cool so fuck you dogs!
Hehehe .. very funny!!
Roses are red,
But they stink,
Shut up,
Or I’ll chop your dick!
here are some more poems:
roses are red
the clouds are white
come to my house
and well fuck tonight
roses are red
violets are blue
your like honey
im winnie the pooh
roses are red
wood is brown
come to my house
asn well fuck all over town
i got a lot but i aint gonna put any more.and people who say that these poems suck are just jealous and haterz well laterz
sup to all the chicanos and mexicans and hope yall e-mail me and FUCK ALL HATERZ
roses are red,
elephants are grey.
so get on your knees,
and do as i say.
SHITERZ ALL THE WAY. YOU GUYS NEED 2 GET A LIFE! GEORGE BUSH HAS MORE CLASS THAN U AN THAT’S SAYIN SUMIN. WAKE UP FOOLS COZ REALITY HAS 2 KICK IN SUMTIME. IF U DONT WATCH OUT UR LIVES’LL BE OVA B4 THEY’VE EVEN BEGAN!!!!! U ALL SUCK ASS!!! PEACE OUT NO BRAINERZ!!!!!
i dont have any class at all an this site suxor jor boxors!!!! FUK U ALL LAMERZ!!!! GET LIVES NOT POEMZ!!! BREATHE AIR NOT IDIOT GAS!!!! ur president… georgie!!! I LOVE U MEN!!!
their ok but they need to be better like
roses r red
violets r blue i smell a
bitch.oops sorry,its just you!!!!
now heres two funny ones:
roses r red
violets r blue
garbage gets dumped
and so do you.
roses r red
violets have power
boy you really stink,
go take a shower.
now thats what i am talking about!!!
heres a poem is called love is:
love is sensation caused by temptation agut sticks his location into a girls desitination to increase the generation of the population. DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY EXPLANATION OR DO YOU NEED A DEMOSTRATION?
IF YOU NEED A DEMONSTRAION CALL ME AT (323)315-777-1
ROSES ARE RED
VILOTES ARE BLUE
LOOK AT YOUR MAN CHEATING ON YOU
god made mud
god made dirt
god made guys
so girls can flirt
every hottie with a body needs a cuttie with a bottie
do i look like a grocery item to you? i see you checking me out
if ur naughty go to ur room…
if u wanna be naughty, go to mine
i wasnt kissing him i was just telling his lips a secret!
u see, u like, u try,u fail, meanwhile……i see, i like, i want, i get
money and looks arent everything………..but its all i got
im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have
god made the wind blow
god made the sun shine
but how the fuck did
he make you so fine
hers somethin funny
MY FIRST TIME
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her an I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
HEr legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Up and down her spine
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
He two legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a COW!
I know I haven’t known you for a very long time and I shouldn’t be asking you for this so soon, but I need it very badly. I haven’t had it for a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do it for me, no one else would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I’d be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until it’s very dry. It has been on my mind all day and I’m not going to beat around the bush anymore. Do you have…A piece of gum???
hey…
but its all sweet urz r kewl n everythin but like…. yew know 
no offence but da 1s posted are bettah den urs
did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married?
the ceremony sucked but the "reception" was excellent
they all good and fuck their self who doen’t think that
roses are violets are blue
go to hell and don’t come back if you need a nickle i’ll give you a dime if you need a man bitch don’t take mine
you need more cute sweet poems. and cut the shit about michal jackson!!!
hey jenny
piss flaps.
yes. i will meet you under the railway. do u mind if i get plastered and bring some of my other friends so we can have a pedoFEELic experience? see you tonight. ill bring my rubber glove. fish kisses, Sophie x
ummmmmmmmmmm well its alirte tho teh ppl who think u need more dirrtty ones r plain NASTIFIED!!!!!
so jus tell tehm to shud teh fukk upp
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
yo mamma is ugly,
now deal with it!!!
I LUV DANZ NEWBY N RYAN CROOK N HAMISH ROSS N OVAZ! XxX NUFF LUVZ!
Roses are red
Violets are pink
This life sucks
And you sure stink.
RED is a rose
Brown is a stick
can i please have,
a taste of ur Dick!
Yo muh homies dis is ur gurl christine,i made dis 1 mi sylf and i denicate it my homeboi
Juan C. (JON)<– I Love U boi
Roses are to prick
violets are to pluck
i wish my boyfriend
knew how to fuck
man thats a tight lil peom on the real. don’t listen to them il srpid people.
roses are red violets are blue i think all BITCHS belong in the zoo.
roses r red
violets r blue
why have then
when I can have u!!!!
im not bein funny but all those ppl hu say "this site is shit blah blah blah" – u dont HAVE to read it! no 1 is holdin a gun 2 ur hed! b.t.w i got a betta 1 that flows betta than that otha poem that is similar 2 the otha 1 cant remember which… and dont give me no bull cos i didnt make it up:
a mans amunition is to stick his cockulation in a womans ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation if you need a demonstration, please lie down.
init gr8?
luv h.
X~X~X~X~X
oh heres a notha one u sing it 2 a tune b.t.w. (by the way):
we are the sexy girls
we wear our hair in curls
we wear short dungarees
to show our sexy knees
i met a boy one day
i paid him 50p
to go behind the tree
and get it off with me
my mum was so surprised
to see my belly rise
my dad jumped 4 joy
it was a baby boy!
if ur a bird an fit add me
god made the wind blow
god made the sun shine
but how the fuck did
he make you so fine
We are the sexy girls,
we wear our hair in curlz,
we wear out dungaress to show r sexy knees,
a boy came up to me,
and paid me 50p
to go behind the tree and get it off wit me,
he pulled my panties down,
he sent me to the ground,
he counted 1 to 3 and stuck it into me,
he counted 1 to 10 and pulled it out again,
my mummy was suprised to see my belly rise,
my daddy jumped for joy it was a baby BOI
luv leah XxX Mwah XxX
wicked site
THIS POEMS ARE KOOL BUT THEIR ALL THE SAME MAN YOU GUYS SHOULD GET SOME NEW ONE S THOSE ARE SO OLD
SO PEACE OUT!
I LOVE VICTOR!!!!
I gave a girl a dozen roses and on the card i wrote this poem…
I couldn’t find a gift
To meet your demeanor
So take these damn roses
And play with my wiener
hi this sites cool i have 1 4 u tho
roses r red
coal is black
2 time me and
i’lll break ur back
each peach pear plum u have a sexy bum
climb up a ladder 1,2,3 if u fall fall for me
THIS POEMS ARE THE SAME I THOUGHT THE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFRENT LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT I QUESS NOT!!!!!!!
LATERZ
Not every poems r daft on here !!!!!!!!!!!
Roses r red
Violets are corny
When i think of u
I get real horny
Roses are red
Violets are bad
Come to me now
And i’ll fuck u like mad
Roses r red
Violets are blue
Love me now
And i’ll stick like glue
shit sit or wot ay
Some of these poems are really good
but try to find some new ones.
To all the hot babes
580-243-7665
This ones pretty good
Abraham lincoln was a good old man
he jumped out the window with his
dick in his hand
he said ladys (ya) dont be a wussy pull down your pants and I’ll stick ya in the pussy
Yall hotties no my #
Veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good
roses are red
violets are purple
suger is sweet
and so is maple surple
roses r red
voilets r blue
open ya legs bitch
n let me fuck u!
this ones a f**kin belter!
Rose are Groovey
Violets are Funky
When i’m thinkin of you
Im spankin me monkey
id luv to c ya spankin that monkey!
call me 317-2722
much luvz
Erin
o ya and my sn is wheresRINNI
wiked site i bum of it
Here’s onez i made up maself, sittin in ma English class:
Roses r Crimson
And so are My lipz
The best time I have,
Is wen ur between my hipz!
Roses r red
Real one’s not plastic
me&u in bed 2getha
now that soundz fantastic!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I was looking for a roses are red poem to send to my husband on valentines day, i wanted something funny with a rude side to it, i have looked on loads of sites and all though i saw some brilliant ones, there wasnt any that was fitting, so i decided to make up my own! i thought i would share it with you incase anyone else had the same thing in mind..
Roses are red
they can also be white
im damn hot in bed
as you will see tonight !!
ROSES R RED VIOLETS ARE LAME IM GOING TO HIT U WITH MY SINGAPORE KANE
i like these poems i like all the kinds if u ave msn and ur 12 15 add me lil_lakey03@hotmail.com only lads though
ROsEs aRe rEd
cHiCaNoS aRe BrOwN
tHoSe aRe mAi pEoPlE
sO dOnT fUcK aRoUnD!!
hell yeh nikka!! alwayz, diz lil trick, Stix!
hey guys your poemZ are kool but they are way too old man.heres a couple from me
sexi bitch with a booty
–thongs showing lip gloss glowin drinking by the ounce all u wonnna kiss, forget ur girl and take da risk
love is love, love is red, love is somffing done in bed.
heres a dirdy 1
the sky is blue,
the grass is green The harder the fuck the louder the scream
the betta the fuck
so give me a ring n u might be in luck
just 1 more
there was a girl fae wick
she said tae mum wots a dick
she replied my poor annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till its sick
roses r red, violets r blue, i am very sorry, if iv hurt u!
roses r red,
poems r corny,
take me to bed,
coz im feeling horny,
when roses r red,
they are ready to be plucked,
coz nxt time i c u,
u gonna get fucked.
ur so sexy,
u drive me insane,
i fuck u so hard
ur always in pain,
ur sexy voice,
puts me in slumber,
oh fuck im sorry,
iv got the wrong numba.
roses r red, violets r blue, i am very sorry, if iv hurt u!
roses r red,
poems r corny,
take me to bed,
coz im feeling horny,
when roses r red,
they are ready to be plucked,
coz nxt time i c u,
u gonna get fucked.
ur so sexy,
u drive me insane,
i fuck u so hard
ur always in pain,
ur sexy voice,
puts me in slumber,
oh fuck im sorry,
iv got the wrong numba.
they were tight poems but heres one
roll, roll, roll,a joint lick it at the end hurry up and take a puff and pass it to yo friend
all thats tight
roses are red
pickles are sour open your legs and i’ll show you my power
roses are red
grass is green
open yo legs and i’ll fuck you clean
sex rocking roll
speed,weed birth conrol
lifes a bitch then you die so fuck the world and lets get high
thoses were tight right
well i dont like the poems with just 4 lines i like the long ones that make me laugh! so please if u know some long ones dissin the guys or gurls write em up ill enjoy
dude these poems r wack heres some:
roses are dead violets are not open yo legs and let me see what u got
roses are red picles r sour open yo legs and give me an hour
dude these poems r wack heres some:
roses are dead violets are not open yo legs and let me see what u got
roses are red picles r sour open yo legs and give me an hour
dude these poems r wack heres some:
roses are dead violets are not open yo legs and let me see what u got
roses are red picles r sour open yo legs and give me an hour
Roses r red
violets r blue
your my best friend
and i’m your bestest friend too!
Damn no matter how hard yall try to make new ones up they r still WACK!!! But ive got some and they r good like this one:
roses are red vilotes are blue i am in love but not with you you hurt me you made me cry i am in love with another guy you told your friends you had a new bitch i told mine you had a weak dick ypu said you loved me but it wasnt true so guess what? i played you too…
This one is sorta similar to one in this page but i mean i heard it and wrote it down and since i keep seen wack shit i decided to write it down so mine better!
Dear fucker
you are my fuckin friend,
and i hope you know thats fuckin true
no matter what the fuck happens
i will stand the fuck by you
i will be fucking there for you
when ever the fuck you need me
to lend you a fucken hand
to do a fucken good deed
so just fuckin count on me
when ever the fuck you need anything
FUCK…i will always be there
even to the bitter fuckin end…
dedicated to all my homegurls and especially to my babyboy or my ex boyfriend that i still love with all my heart this is for you babe and i here for u for when ever!
:’(
Hey yall like my shit email me and tell me wass up! or if you have even better ones than mine just email me the ones uve got cuz i like good poems not bull shitted poems like the ones on this site well hit me up yall k laterz and no haterz!!!! got that shit?!
hey ppl these r cool and some arent.
so,,, i gots a nice 1 but dont blame this shit on me if you dont like cuz its not my fault ur reading it.
Holy mother full of grace
bless my bf’s gorgeous face
bless his hair that tends to curl
keephim safe 4rm all da gurlz
bless his arms that r so strong,
keep his hands where they belong,
bless the dick that i 1nce sucked bless the bed in wich we fucked
& if my mom was 2 walk in, bless the shit that i’d b in!!
c ya ppl.
i dedicate this 2 my bf (David.S)
here is some poems u might like
Roses are red,
Vilotes are blue,
get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
Roses are red,
This poem is corney,
Get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
here is some poems u might like
Roses are red,
Vilotes are blue,
get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
Roses are red,
This poem is corney,
Get in my bed,
cauz u make me horney.
I have read alla them and they are soooo old….seriously…like when i came on here i was like kewly they actually might have sum decent and not stupid poems on here but i was wrong…and i wanted to tell one of those boi’s that this is how the poem u tried to write goes….
Speed, Weed, Rock-n- Roll,
Sex, Guys, Birth control,
Life’s a Bitch -n- then u Die,
So Fuck the world and lets get High…!
and a few more…
Fuck me high
Fuck me low
Fuck me fast
Fuck me slow
And when ima dead and long forgotten…
Dig me up and Fuck me Rotten!
im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says "the hell with you"
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldn’t have happened
if the rubber wouldn’t have torn…
sex is when a guy’s comunication
enters a girl’s information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information…
or do you need a demonstaration…
roses are red, pickles are green
i love your legs and whats between
i like your style i like your class
but most of all i like your ass…
I have a ton more…but i just dont wanna look and act like a Whore…And if any1 judges me…fuckt it, i am just gunna say to hell with u….
Peace…
roses are red you people all suck
you think your all so good
repeating yourselves over and over
saying things everyone has already heard
you say it’s all ur shit
and that you made it up yourself
then y is it on every other website
your all asking for nasty stuff
or askng people to be rude
all ur fuckin shit is very stupid
there are so many fuckin people on this website
not one is even good
there all saying they wanna be fucked
or they wish they were
you guys all really stink
no dont go live in a zoo
you need some new material
this stuff all sucks and it’s true
roses are red
violets are blue
ducks go quack
dogs go poo!
roses are red
i shop at reitmens
my pussy is taken over
by really wet lezbains
well duh. ps. ^that poem is not about me.^
well yea those are good poems but im actually looken for poems dissin b***** who played you
well yea those are good poems but im actually looken for poems dissin b***** who played you
these are some tyte ass poems. and they funny as hell. keep the comin. some people are claiming others. but its straight.
this is halarious. its not a poem though.
Help me Doctor??
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you’ve got to help me. My penis is
orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can
check. Damned if the guy’s penis isn’t orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is
very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a
person’s life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are
things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks
ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy
responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of
overtime every week and I
had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of
weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I’m getting paid double what I got
on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn’t the reason. He asks the guy, "How’s your home
life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about
eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for
all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag,
nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do
you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really.
Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
Roses are red
Violets are corny
when I see you I get all horny
Fuck me
Suck me
blow me slowly
when you use your toung dont be sassy just make it really nasty
This is what my boyfriend says I should do what do you think????????
he man there are a couple good things here. But the site is looking good and keep it up. To all you guys out there send the sausy one through and dont hold back.
Here is one of my own ones i have thought up!
roses are red
and the sky is blue
if a kiss was a drop
then i would send a storm to you
roses are red
and cabbages are green
when girls turn sixteen
i’ll fill them with cream
roses are red
and bitches teate good
fucking them hard
is the way it should
Some of these are alright, but I got this one, check it out: (it’s pretty rude)
Roses r red
violets are green
i love ur legs
and what’s in between!
ok ok ok, so i didn’t make it up but it’s still fuckin funny
all u people who are complaining should go get a life ebcause if u gots ntohing beter to do than complain then u obviously have no life. and i dont hear and poems from u.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The shorter the skirts,
The better the view.
Just one I’ve always liked :X
Oh, and you guys are bad with these poems : I’m not being forced to read them but some of u are really retarded :þ
there iight
wow, most of you all need to come up with some better peoms cuz they’re all lame’n'tacky. i don’t even see why half you even bother! find something more useful to do with your lives! go read a book!
roses are red
violets are blue
when i think of you
ohh baby i get horny
eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
suck me
fuck me slowly
when you kiss me
dont be sassy
use your tongue
and make it nasty!
now that’s a good peom!
hehe i read a baby sitters club book the other day and there was this poem in it
roses are red
violets are blue
your are dumb
and i hate you
yours meanly, guess who!
it was funny
hey Iv got 1 lots:
roses are red
violets are blue
you’ve got this red head
crazy about you
your lips are like cherries
your eyes look so fine
come on beautiful
be my valentine
roses are red
violets are blue
how could anyone
fall for a mess like you?
you look like a dracula
a wolfman and a frankenstien
I’m sure they’d want you
for their valentine
dude find somthin better to do than write poemz cuz u suck!!! sorry.
heres a new poem: roses r red violets r blue i guess i’m in love but not with you you told all ur frinds i wuz a trick i told all mine you had a weak dick i said i loved you you thought it wuz true well guess wut motherfuck you got played to so remember my name remember my face cuz theres no other bitch that can take my place!
Try to find some new ones, hun. These are posted all over the net
heres one about girls:
roses are red
pickles are green
if she spread her legs
i’d fuck her clean
lol hope u enjoy
HEY I THINK SOME OF U GUYS SHOULD WATCH WHAT U R WRITTING…PLZ DONT USE BAD WORDS OKKKKKKK…
ur poems are good but if u want a good one here it is!!!!! roses are red , violets are corny, when i look at u oh gurl i get horny!!!! eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me, very slowly. when u kiss me don’t be sassy, use ur tongue and make it nasty!!!!
damb u need some new shit heres 1 u guys dont have
roses r red
viloits are 2
heres a message
fuck you
red is to roses
as black is to coal
shut up hoes
and go around the pole
im me hot chicks blackmagic14666
i got propa dutty poem lisen 2 these
roses r red
pickles r green
i luv ur legs
and whats between
roses r red
pickles r green
spread ur legs
n ill fuk u cleen!!!
lip lockin body rockin.dick suckin all nite fuckin.tongue teasin.hand pleasing.loads of lustin 2 much thrustin.now ur gaggin lets get shaggin!
ill giv u kisses.ill giv u flowers,ill take u 2 bed & fuck u 4 hours.i promis u dis it wont be a bore.cos 1 nite wiv me & ull be bak 4 more!
Id fuck you standing Id fuck u lying.If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if u were dead ur not forgotten ill dig you up & fuck u rotten!
danm ashley garcia PUSSSSHHHHH !!!!! YOU KNOW!!!! ITS ALL ABUOT MEXICO
!!!!~Hey I wana say was up to my friends at antioch high My sis norma all my grils monica alicia sandra jocelyn veronica!!!!
!!!!and me shorty i wana say was cracken to my girls too!!! my best friends sandra and Jocelyn!!! my home grils norma an’ yesenia !!!I Luv You foo!!! and all my homies from antoch high!!! marisol shara francheska yevett my home boy micheal tone capone artouro another fine ass guy named micheal danm boy you fine latinos 4 life !!!!MEXICO!!!! Brown Blood Pride!!!! I love you!!!
roses are red
violets are pink
i laugh at you
cause you have no dink
roses are red
violets are coldy
betta wash off the dick
its lookin kinda mouldy
those were so gay.they sucked so bad
those are bad cac shit this is good i made it
roses are dead roses are too,
im still in love dut not with you you thought you loved me and made me cry but i was in love with another guysmply couse you have no class all you can do is kiss my assyou sit around and talk shit so fuck you and your little ass dick you thought you left me but i left you what my man i doing you can’t do you tell your homies you me like a bitch and i tell my home girls you have a lil dicksaid you loved but wasnt true so guess what motherfucker i played you too!!!!
i luv these coments especially the the roses ones i got one thing to say I LOVE YOU DENIS
one i made here:
roses are red
violets are blue
damn baby i miss you
Hey just to let
all you guys no
Violets are purple
and not blue:)
EmaIl Me If Yah LuV Me
billa_bong_6900@hotmail.com
roses r red
violets r blue
i love u
and let’s have it off too
ur soooo sweet
ur soooo fine
let’s take u over mine.
!!!dis is 4 all you fagget ass bichez dat like to fuck around wit girls feelings!!!:
!!!!Played You!!!!
!!!!Roses are dead violets are too
I’m still in luv but not wit chu you thought you hurt me and made me cry
but I was in love wit another guy
simply because you have no class
all you cando is kiss my ass
you sit around and talk your shit
so fuck you and your little dick
you thought you left me but i left you
wat my man is doing you cant do
you tell your friends you played me like a bitch
i tell my home girls you have a little dick
you told me you luved me but it wasent true
well guess wat mother fucker i played you too!!!!!:) i daticat dis to some fagget ass bicth named Ramon a.k.a mamon and was up to my homies in antioch i love all yall !!!latina 4 life!!!!!!!MEXICO!!!!!! BITCH WAT IS it *ShOoOdY*!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW!!!!!!
i didn’t see if anyone put this but the best one ever is
Roses are red
violets are blue
i’m a skitsifrentic
and so am i
roses r red
violets r blue
the softer the bed
the better the screw
roses r red
violets r corny
when i think of u
oh baby i get horny
roses r red
pickles r green
i love ur legs
and wots in between
roses r red
the sun is bright
if we were 2getha
id fuck u all nite
violets rn’t blue OR purple
they’re violet… duh.
well all ya poems sucked get a low down on this 1
U THINK UR POEMS R KOOL WELL GUESS AGAIN UR JST A FOOL
ALL THE POEMS WERE JST THE SAME SO DNT GO THINKIN UR IN FAME KOZ REALLY U JST LAME (YE-AAH)
SO Y DNT YALL JST GO MAKE UP YA OWN POEM N STOP STEALIN OFF OTHA PPL
Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
doggystyle
or 69,
Just for fun or gettin paid,
every1 loves gettin laid,
so if u wanna make sum money
u be my playboy and ill be ya bunny!!
lol
kay-leigh
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i love it wen u fondel me
i love it wen we kiss
but baby wen i suck ur dick
promise not to piss!!
these poems are tight but too much to read…
these poems are tight but too much to read…
Close the curtains
Dim the lights
Open your legs
ANd we’ll fuck all night
People die
Angels fly
When you sleep they’ll fuck you dry
Lick after lick
Suck after suck
All i want to do is give you a fuck
Roses are red
Violets are mank
Bend over love
And I’ll give you a spank
dese r a cuppl i made up while i woz bored bbysittin!enjoy!
cool
Hey I dont know if this site is popular but if anyone is looking for any new friends cuz i am add me to ur ims… Yahoo:Whatever2004_04
Aim: Whatever200404
Msn/Hotmail: Whatever2004_04@hotmail.com
Peace….Ashly
hey wuz up omg dis poems well atleat most of them are tight but otherz just suck just lettin yalkl know dat if you aint got nothin to say or if you got soemthin retarted to say liek dis one poem dat iread bout some shit dont right nothin plz becuz dats just a waste or time! well here are some retarted poems i heard ppl make up hope yall like them!:D
Roses R Red
Can ya do me a favor
Hold me tight and
Fuck me later
Roses R rEd’
Closests R Dark
All i want is
To get Drunk
Roses ARe reD
T.v Is boRing
Can We Have SEx InSteAD of
BeiN HorNy?
Roses R red
Assholes R prettY
Fuk in an hour!
Would you Be REady?
Fucking is good
Fucking is Great
Like bananas n strawberries ina plate
Fucking is like getting high
Gurlz r What we want
Guys are what we get
Dont get Jealous
jUst BecuZ you AInt All DAt GReat!
Heres one of my favorites
OF ALL THE FRIENDS IVER EVER MET
YOUR DA ONE I WONT FORGET
AND IF I DIE
BEFORE YOU DO
ILL GO TO HEAVE
AND WAIT FOR YOU
ILL GIVE THE ANGELS
BACK THEIR WINGS
AND RISK THE LOSS
OF EVERYTHING
JUST TO PROVE
MY FRIENDSHIP IS TRUE!
another poem:
i remebered my face
all the times we’ve been through
i remeber who i was
i dont remember you
i dotn remeber your face
your touch or your smell
i dont remeber your hands
or the way they felt your kiss
i dont remeber
or how you held my hand
i dont rememeber the good times’
just blazing pain
i dont remember the love
or the moments that we shared
i dont remember the heart
that was never there
i dont remember your eyes or how
you looked me
all i remember is shit we never
really agreed.
we agree all the time
with the pain in my mind
the pain that long
through all of our lives
thats all i remember,
the last little bit
another poem:
in got your back
you got mine
ill help you out
anytime
to see you hurt
to see you cry
it makes me weep
and wanna die
and if you agree
to never fight
it wouldnt matter
whos wrong or right
if a broken heart
need a mend
ill be right there
to the end
if your cheeks are wet
from drops of tears
dont you worry
let go of your fears
hand in hand
love is sent
we’ll be friends
till the end! (DatZ aLl 4 RightNow hope DAt you Like dEm) ~SowfSideCHIka~ JeSsIca A.k.A TheIf
hey wuz up omg dis poems well atleat most of them are tight but otherz just suck just lettin yalkl know dat if you aint got nothin to say or if you got soemthin retarted to say liek dis one poem dat iread bout some shit dont right nothin plz becuz dats just a waste or time! well here are some retarted poems i heard ppl make up hope yall like them!:D
Roses R Red
Can ya do me a favor
Hold me tight and
Fuck me later
Roses R rEd’
Closests R Dark
All i want is
To get Drunk
Roses ARe reD
T.v Is boRing
Can We Have SEx InSteAD of
BeiN HorNy?
Roses R red
Assholes R prettY
Fuk in an hour!
Would you Be REady?
Fucking is good
Fucking is Great
Like bananas n strawberries ina plate
Fucking is like getting high
Gurlz r What we want
Guys are what we get
Dont get Jealous
jUst BecuZ you AInt All DAt GReat!
Heres one of my favorites
OF ALL THE FRIENDS IVER EVER MET
YOUR DA ONE I WONT FORGET
AND IF I DIE
BEFORE YOU DO
ILL GO TO HEAVE
AND WAIT FOR YOU
ILL GIVE THE ANGELS
BACK THEIR WINGS
AND RISK THE LOSS
OF EVERYTHING
JUST TO PROVE
MY FRIENDSHIP IS TRUE!
another poem:
i remebered my face
all the times we’ve been through
i remeber who i was
i dont remember you
i dotn remeber your face
your touch or your smell
i dont remeber your hands
or the way they felt your kiss
i dont remeber
or how you held my hand
i dont rememeber the good times’
just blazing pain
i dont remember the love
or the moments that we shared
i dont remember the heart
that was never there
i dont remember your eyes or how
you looked me
all i remember is shit we never
really agreed.
we agree all the time
with the pain in my mind
the pain that long
through all of our lives
thats all i remember,
the last little bit
another poem:
in got your back
you got mine
ill help you out
anytime
to see you hurt
to see you cry
it makes me weep
and wanna die
and if you agree
to never fight
it wouldnt matter
whos wrong or right
if a broken heart
need a mend
ill be right there
to the end
if your cheeks are wet
from drops of tears
dont you worry
let go of your fears
hand in hand
love is sent
we’ll be friends
till the end! (DatZ aLl 4 RightNow hope DAt you Like dEm) ~SowfSideCHIka~ JeSsIca A.k.A TheIf
hey wuz up omg dis poems well atleat most of them are tight but otherz just suck just lettin yalkl know dat if you aint got nothin to say or if you got soemthin retarted to say liek dis one poem dat iread bout some shit dont right nothin plz becuz dats just a waste or time! well here are some retarted poems i heard ppl make up hope yall like them!:D
Roses R Red
Can ya do me a favor
Hold me tight and
Fuck me later
Roses R rEd’
Closests R Dark
All i want is
To get Drunk
Roses ARe reD
T.v Is boRing
Can We Have SEx InSteAD of
BeiN HorNy?
Roses R red
Assholes R prettY
Fuk in an hour!
Would you Be REady?
Fucking is good
Fucking is Great
Like bananas n strawberries ina plate
Fucking is like getting high
Gurlz r What we want
Guys are what we get
Dont get Jealous
jUst BecuZ you AInt All DAt GReat!
Heres one of my favorites
OF ALL THE FRIENDS IVER EVER MET
YOUR DA ONE I WONT FORGET
AND IF I DIE
BEFORE YOU DO
ILL GO TO HEAVE
AND WAIT FOR YOU
ILL GIVE THE ANGELS
BACK THEIR WINGS
AND RISK THE LOSS
OF EVERYTHING
JUST TO PROVE
MY FRIENDSHIP IS TRUE!
another poem:
i remebered my face
all the times we’ve been through
i remeber who i was
i dont remember you
i dotn remeber your face
your touch or your smell
i dont remeber your hands
or the way they felt your kiss
i dont remeber
or how you held my hand
i dont rememeber the good times’
just blazing pain
i dont remember the love
or the moments that we shared
i dont remember the heart
that was never there
i dont remember your eyes or how
you looked me
all i remember is shit we never
really agreed.
we agree all the time
with the pain in my mind
the pain that long
through all of our lives
thats all i remember,
the last little bit
another poem:
in got your back
you got mine
ill help you out
anytime
to see you hurt
to see you cry
it makes me weep
and wanna die
and if you agree
to never fight
it wouldnt matter
whos wrong or right
if a broken heart
need a mend
ill be right there
to the end
if your cheeks are wet
from drops of tears
dont you worry
let go of your fears
hand in hand
love is sent
we’ll be friends
till the end! (DatZ aLl 4 RightNow hope DAt you Like dEm) ~SowfSideCHIka~ JeSsIca A.k.A TheIf
hey wuz up omg dis poems well atleat most of them are tight but otherz just suck just lettin yalkl know dat if you aint got nothin to say or if you got soemthin retarted to say liek dis one poem dat iread bout some shit dont right nothin plz becuz dats just a waste or time! well here are some retarted poems i heard ppl make up hope yall like them!:D
Roses R Red
Can ya do me a favor
Hold me tight and
Fuck me later
Roses R rEd’
Closests R Dark
All i want is
To get Drunk
Roses ARe reD
T.v Is boRing
Can We Have SEx InSteAD of
BeiN HorNy?
Roses R red
Assholes R prettY
Fuk in an hour!
Would you Be REady?
Fucking is good
Fucking is Great
Like bananas n strawberries ina plate
Fucking is like getting high
Gurlz r What we want
Guys are what we get
Dont get Jealous
jUst BecuZ you AInt All DAt GReat!
Heres one of my favorites
OF ALL THE FRIENDS IVER EVER MET
YOUR DA ONE I WONT FORGET
AND IF I DIE
BEFORE YOU DO
ILL GO TO HEAVE
AND WAIT FOR YOU
ILL GIVE THE ANGELS
BACK THEIR WINGS
AND RISK THE LOSS
OF EVERYTHING
JUST TO PROVE
MY FRIENDSHIP IS TRUE!
another poem:
i remebered my face
all the times we’ve been through
i remeber who i was
i dont remember you
i dotn remeber your face
your touch or your smell
i dont remeber your hands
or the way they felt your kiss
i dont remeber
or how you held my hand
i dont rememeber the good times’
just blazing pain
i dont remember the love
or the moments that we shared
i dont remember the heart
that was never there
i dont remember your eyes or how
you looked me
all i remember is shit we never
really agreed.
we agree all the time
with the pain in my mind
the pain that long
through all of our lives
thats all i remember,
the last little bit
another poem:
in got your back
you got mine
ill help you out
anytime
to see you hurt
to see you cry
it makes me weep
and wanna die
and if you agree
to never fight
it wouldnt matter
whos wrong or right
if a broken heart
need a mend
ill be right there
to the end
if your cheeks are wet
from drops of tears
dont you worry
let go of your fears
hand in hand
love is sent
we’ll be friends
till the end! (DatZ aLl 4 RightNow hope DAt you Like dEm) ~SowfSideCHIka~ JeSsIca A.k.A TheIf
Yo people, this things r great!
i like them , roses are red violets are blue ….. stufs like that… give us some more !!!!!!!!! 
roses are red
the grass is green
spread ur legs
and ill fill you with cream
roses are red
the grass is green
spread ur legs
and ill fill you with cream
roses r red
violets r class
I lik u
and ur ass
rose r red
they grow in ur garden
youve got a face lik osama binladen
roses r red
leaves r green
i lik ur legs
and wats inbetween
these r sum kwl poem but this is ma fave.
sex is gud
sex is fine
doggy style or 69
just for fun
or gettin paid
every1 luvs gettin laid
so if ud like me just like that
lik ur lips n email me bak
there was a young man from ealing
who had a perculiar feeling
he lay on his bak
n opend his crack
n pissed all va da ceilin
i dont no y u lot like rude poems dat swear well thats jus dum i like da nice funny ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)
im only 9 and i was jus looking at dis site wat does mothr fucking mean! please tell me
lol u dont no ur so stuped !
Sum poems are good
sum poems are bad
dont cum around ma hood
and get me mad
Here’s a good one:
Senti che puzza
scappano anche i cani
stanno arrivando i napoletani
ocolerisi terremotati
voi col sapone non vi siete mai lavati
Napoli merda Napoli colera
sei la vergogna dell’Italia intera
napoletano lavora duro
che a Maradona devi dare pure il culo.
roses are red
violets are brown
nobody likes titys
that sage to the growned
roses are red
voilets are pink
she like her man
with a grate big dink
roses are straght
violets are twested bend over love your about to get fisted
Ook i guess some of this poems were ok but some really suck!badly…
roses are red,violets are blue
open your legs so I can get trough…
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I copyed your test and I failed it too…
some people need some new poems half of the poems in here r written like five fuckin times
here is another roses r red poems
roses r red
violets r blue
crystal is sweet
so sorry for u
roses r red nuts r brown skirts r up pants r down body 2 body skin 2 skin when it iz stiff stick it in
ha ha dats a good one¡¡¡
roses are red violets are gold bitch get on you knees and do as your told
i was here
but now im gone
search for pink
cuz i lost my thong
piss ass drunk boi your bathroom stunk
feed me drugs i’ll surely cum back
ride you all nite long
til you blow your sack
a knife is a knife
a cut is a cut
sex aint sex
without some butt
so bend over and close your eyes and give your guy(s) some exercize
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Angels in heaven
Remind me of you!
Roses are red.
The sky is blue.
Follow your dreams
And they will come true
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You may not know this
But I fancy you
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a crush
and it is on you
Plenty of love
and plenty of kisses
I hope some day
We’ll be Mr and Mrs.
I love coffee,
I love tea,
I love you,
Do you love me?
roses are red
violets are blue
will u marry me
cause i love you
if roses were black
and violets were brown
my love for u would nver b found
but roses are red and
violets are blue
so i can say
that i love you
so take dat lol
hey up at was kwl listen to wot i gt :
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
ANGELS IN HEAVEN
REMIND ME OF YOU
lol kwl init m8 i gt anova 1 listen:
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLACK
WHY IS YOUR CHEST
AS FLAT AS YOUR BACK
hehe lol
roses r fucked
violets r banged
so why doesnt your mama
just do the same
roses give head
violets lick pussy
so let me fuck u
and dont b a wussy
mama buys groceries
sis and bro talk funny
so why cant u
just get a hunny
roses r red, nuts r brown,
skirts r up, pants r down,
body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
when its stiff, stick it in
ROSES ARE RED
PICKLES ARE GREEN
I LIKE UR LEGS AND WHATS BETWEEN
I LIKE UR STYLE I LIKE UR CLASS
BUT MOST OF ALL I LIKE UR ASS
Roses are red
violets are blue
your poems suck
and so do you!
here’s one you might like
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?
Roses are red
Grass is green
Don’t sit too close
To your computer screen!
roses r red
voilets r blue
so open your legs
so i could fuck you
Roses r blue
Violets r red
This poem is fucked up
And so is ur head!!!
ya poems are stupit get lost!!!!!!!!
heres 1
roses r red
violet r blue
when we broke up
u though that ill
cry but all it was
another guy u told
your friend i was a
tick i told him u had
a wick ??????
roses r red violets r blue withes like u belong in the zoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool poems
ROSES R RED VIOLETS R BLUE PEOPLE LIKE U BELONG IN THE ZOO DON’T BE CRAZY DON’T BE WORED MICHEAL JAKCSEN IS UGLY 2
Roses are red lemons are sour open ur legs and give me an hour
roses r red
violets r blue
how can i 4get u
since ive seen u
Here’s 2 Funny Poems, Btw They ARENT Meant To Be RACIST It Jus Makes It Sound Better And I’m Chinese, But I Still Think It’s Funnii!
1-
There Once Was A Man From Spain,
Who Tied His Balls To A Train,
The Train Went Too Fast And Burnt His Ass,
So He Never Did It Again!
2-
There Once Was A Man From China,
Who Thought He Was A Good Climber,
He Hit A Rock And Split His Cock,
And Now He’s Got A Vagina!
*Btw These Are Not My Poems, And I Just Remeber Them From How It Was Told To Me So If Sum Bits Are Wrong From The Original Versions, Then Yeah…
Enjoy~
I got some more:
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
pull down your pants
and give me an hour
Roses are red
violets are blue
pull down your pants
and take a poo
ive got one:
roses r red
violets r not
u wish u were me
cuz im so fucking hot